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Welcome to the hood lads, Screw FOMO! This is a website to throw shade at the enablers of clean and cool hydration. 

 

It’s kinda cool and kinda breezy to have all the criticisms, stone-peltings and mistakes in one place. The brand motto of FOMO is being bold and free-spirited, FOMO ke amidst bhi vibe chakk kar rakhte hain.
Also, dilli main kurisyan uchhalna normal hai.

 

In the words of the people at Oatly Beverages who have inspired this website  “We see all the negative headlines, posts and petitions as an inevitable consequence of trying to create positive societal change”


If you can contain your rage within 240 characters, this is your chance.

People, this is our chance to hate out loud against them. They think it is so easy to give us great hydration solutions, products & modern recipes made using ingredients sourced from the Indian hinterlands - how dare they? Just look at them, providing clean cool hydration to glory (fomobrews.com), ughhh maddening! 

 

Here is a list of all the mistakes the founders have made,

journaled right on this page for the trolls, haters, sadists,

cold-blooded savages and anarchs. Basic Schadenfreude

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FOMO started brewing real iced teas - little do they know about the tea party we are hosting here! stay tuned for the next hate thread ;)

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